Define “Romance.”


Best line of the weekend:

My friend’s girlfriend (out of the blue):

— Why don’t you ever write me romantic poems?

My friend:

— What? I did, don’t you remember? I wrote one a few weeks ago.

My friend’s girlfriend (angry):

— That was just about how you wanted to have anal sex with me!

My friend:

What’s not romantic about that?


Below are the songs and descriptions for the day.

I’ve listened to this song 47  times and I’m still not quite sure what vocalist Molly Siegel is saying, or why she’s decided to forgo lyrical structure to make jungle noises and wha-aaaaaaaa! in my ear for four minutes. What I do know is, I like it.

A. Ponytail – Beg Waves (Alt: YSI)

The song below doesn’t wear a seat belt. It doesn’t use turn signals, windshield wipers or anti-lock brakes. It just moves along, blaring at whatever volume you set it at.  It’s like taking a test you know you’ve already failed, and it’s oddly satisfying.

B. Francois Virot – Say Fiesta (Alt: YSI)

This song promises melting cookies and ice-cold milk, but instead of chocolate chips, Gregor Samsa baked these with the honeyed vocals, nuggety drums and sweet, unruffled strings that make this song absolutely delicious. Try it out below.

C. Gregor Samsa – Three (Alt: YSI)

I don’t personally know Don Diablo, but I do get a lot of emails from him. Then again, I get a lot of emails for Viagra too, and if they included songs like this, I wouldn’t go down for weeks.

D. Tami Chynn ft Akon – Frozen (Don Diablo Remix) (Alt: YSI)


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