Mr. Gaspar Googles Himself In Order To Impress Female Friends and Finds This Blog.

In a statement delivered to friends, family members, and household pets, Mr. Gaspar announced Monday that he would like to give up Djing in order to become a 13-ton, 275-horsepower John Deere row-crop tractor.

“I’m gonna be a tractor,” Gaspar said. “Tractors are a lot more fun than DJs.”

Although Gaspar does not have a six-cylinder diesel engine, independent-link suspension, or a comfort command seat with air-suspension swivel, the 20-year-old said he was excited to be both red and shiny. Gaspar added that as a tractor he would sleep in the barn with the cows and the chickens, but not with the pigs, because the pigs make too much of a mess.

Lil Wayne – Lollipop (MR GASPAR Remix)

Kate Perry – I Kissed A Girl (MR GASPAR Remix)

Since making his intentions known, Gaspar has set about preparing for his career as the hauling vehicle by talking about tractors, coloring in drawings of tractors and walking around his house making “VROOOOM, VROOOOM” sounds.
M.I.A. – Bucky Done Gun (MR GASPAR Remix)

Danity Kane – Damaged (MR GASPAR Remix)

Midfield General – Disco Sirens (MR GASPAR Remix)

In all seriousness though, I hope you enjoy the tracks by this awesome DJ.


One Response

  1. this gave me a good laugh and great remixes to boot (5stars!)

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